New best friend

YOU are my new best friend, yes even Lakewood Yid.

Well, that's a little bit of hyperbole; my best friend is really my wife, and I mean that. But I have chosen to leave her out of a very important part of my life.

YOU, on the other hand, are privy to my utmost secret. You are like a therapist to me, except that you don't know my name. And I don't pay you, at least not in Cash.

Yes, I'll explain fully at a later date, why I leave my wife out of this. I have no secrets from you.