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I know I'm supposed to be on hiatus, but I just could not resist.
This is for all of us who went around the Bima this morning reciting "Hoshana Adam Ubehama." - Whatever it's really suspposed to mean.
Here's my version.
HOSHANA Anonymous, Avi I & Also A Chasid, Hoshaana!
HOSHANA Ben Avuah, Billie Jean & Bshrirus, Hoshaana!
HOSHANA Chapztem
HOSHANA Daas Hedyot & DBS
HOSHANA Emes Ve'emunah
HOSHANA Frum Girl
HOSHANA Gamzu
HOSHANA Happy with His Lot & Hassid Rebel
HOSHANA Irviner Chassid
HOSHANA Jewish Philosofer, Atheist, Skeptic & BiFem
HOSHANA Kylopod & Knowledge Problems
HOSHANA Lakewood Yid
HOSHANA Mis-nagid & Moshe Kappoya
HOSHANA Ohr Chadash, Orthprax & OTOH
HOSHANA Plony Almonous
HOSHANA Recovering Ortho Jew & , etc
HOSHANA S, SZHGKNB, Shtreimel & Spinoza
HOSHANA The Other Side
HOSHANA Un-orthodox Jew
HOSHANA Venting & Various ....
HOSHANA Winston, Hella
HOSHANA XGH
HOSHANA Yeshiva World News
HOSHANA Zei Gebentcht
Tekia Gedola
Note: The "N" is either missing on purpose or lost to history to be discovered somewhere in a Dead Sea Scroll; Just like the "nun" in Ashrei. Take your pick.
A Gitten Kvitel.
16 Comments:
Hella and I are the only two people on this list with an actual verifiable identity. What do you think; is it a shidduch? Will she wear a sheitel?
JP, ROFL. (I'll ask her)
Hosha Na!!
May God truly help 'em all!!
In the meantime, everyone should be happy and enjoy the rest of Yom Tov!
I think Hella needs a patriarch in her life right now. So long as he's cute and has a sense of humor.
Are you out there?
Anon & JP. Remember, each stanza in the Hoshana has a different meaning. It does not mean Help this one and help that one. But it's ok anyway, bloggers will take all the help they can get,
JP--How do you know she doesn't have one? I hear she does, and that it he is big and tall and strong!
Jewish Philosopher is a disgusting sexist pig who probably wants and needs a good patriarch himself.
No one has a sense of humor anymore. What's happening to the Jewish Blogosphere??
JP: What do you mean *no-one*? BHB responded with ROFL.
Do you think if we ignore JP he'll go away?
BHB... wondered how long you'd last for without posting ;)
billie jean, let's be honest. You're just jealous that I'm after Hella and not you.
Please try to leave emotions out of this. I'm a philosopher.
jp
whats with all this lack of tznius in your comments?
thought you were a "Holy man"
The atheists are having a bad influence on me.
jp
nu, so you are not up to the task. maybe you should quit before they do any more damage.
>"thought you were a "Holy man"
The *sitra achra* is in him!
OK guys & gals, it's been really great but serious break time starts now.
Comments coming off soon. You can reach me at Baalhabos@Gmail.com
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