13 October 2006

Hoshana Blogger

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I know I'm supposed to be on hiatus, but I just could not resist.

This is for all of us who went around the Bima this morning reciting "Hoshana Adam Ubehama." - Whatever it's really suspposed to mean.

Here's my version.

HOSHANA Anonymous, Avi I & Also A Chasid, Hoshaana!
HOSHANA Ben Avuah, Billie Jean & Bshrirus, Hoshaana!
HOSHANA Chapztem
HOSHANA Daas Hedyot & DBS
HOSHANA Emes Ve'emunah
HOSHANA Happy with His Lot & Hassid Rebel
HOSHANA Irviner Chassid
HOSHANA Jewish Philosofer, Atheist, Skeptic & BiFem
HOSHANA Kylopod & Knowledge Problems
HOSHANA Lakewood Yid
HOSHANA Mis-nagid & Moshe Kappoya
HOSHANA Ohr Chadash, Orthprax & OTOH
HOSHANA Plony Almonous
HOSHANA Recovering Ortho Jew & , etc
HOSHANA S, SZHGKNB, Shtreimel & Spinoza
HOSHANA The Other Side
HOSHANA Un-orthodox Jew
HOSHANA Venting & Various ....
HOSHANA Winston, Hella
HOSHANA Yeshiva World News
HOSHANA Zei Gebentcht

Tekia Gedola

Note: The "N" is either missing on purpose or lost to history to be discovered somewhere in a Dead Sea Scroll; Just like the "nun" in Ashrei. Take your pick.

A Gitten Kvitel.

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    At October 13, 2006 11:57 AM, Blogger jewish philosopher said...

    Hella and I are the only two people on this list with an actual verifiable identity. What do you think; is it a shidduch? Will she wear a sheitel?

    At October 13, 2006 12:05 PM, Blogger Baal Habos said...

    JP, ROFL. (I'll ask her)

    At October 13, 2006 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hosha Na!!

    May God truly help 'em all!!

    In the meantime, everyone should be happy and enjoy the rest of Yom Tov!

    At October 13, 2006 3:04 PM, Blogger Moshe Kappoya said...

    I'm flattered to be on your "please help" list! LOL

    Thanks and have a wonderful YomTov. :-)

    At October 13, 2006 3:12 PM, Blogger jewish philosopher said...

    I think Hella needs a patriarch in her life right now. So long as he's cute and has a sense of humor.

    Are you out there?

    At October 13, 2006 4:59 PM, Blogger Baal Habos said...

    Anon & JP. Remember, each stanza in the Hoshana has a different meaning. It does not mean Help this one and help that one. But it's ok anyway, bloggers will take all the help they can get,

    At October 13, 2006 10:20 PM, Anonymous exfrummy said...

    JP--How do you know she doesn't have one? I hear she does, and that it he is big and tall and strong!

    At October 13, 2006 10:27 PM, Anonymous exfrummy's friend said...

    Jewish Philosopher is a disgusting sexist pig who probably wants and needs a good patriarch himself.

    At October 15, 2006 9:17 PM, Blogger jewish philosopher said...

    No one has a sense of humor anymore. What's happening to the Jewish Blogosphere??

    At October 15, 2006 9:46 PM, Anonymous s_c said...

    JP: What do you mean *no-one*? BHB responded with ROFL.

    At October 16, 2006 3:27 AM, Blogger Billie Jean said...

    Do you think if we ignore JP he'll go away?

    BHB... wondered how long you'd last for without posting ;)

    At October 16, 2006 9:40 AM, Blogger jewish philosopher said...

    billie jean, let's be honest. You're just jealous that I'm after Hella and not you.

    Please try to leave emotions out of this. I'm a philosopher.

    At October 16, 2006 9:50 AM, Blogger happywithhislot said...

    whats with all this lack of tznius in your comments?

    thought you were a "Holy man"

    At October 16, 2006 10:12 AM, Blogger jewish philosopher said...

    The atheists are having a bad influence on me.

    At October 16, 2006 12:46 PM, Blogger happywithhislot said...

    nu, so you are not up to the task. maybe you should quit before they do any more damage.

    At October 16, 2006 3:37 PM, Anonymous Jewish skeptic said...

    >"thought you were a "Holy man"

    The *sitra achra* is in him!

    At October 16, 2006 4:00 PM, Blogger Baal Habos said...

    OK guys & gals, it's been really great but serious break time starts now.

    Comments coming off soon. You can reach me at Baalhabos@Gmail.com


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